Well, shit just got real.
National Geographic is reporting that there are now zombie ants: Zombie Ants
I'm telling you- People, it's only only a matter of time before we have humans turning into zombies- And we are going to need to be prepared. Let's analyze, shall we?
Exhibit A is a zombie ant, courtesy of National Geographic:
Downright disgusting and terrifying, in a 20/80 split. Note that a "stalk of fungus" grows out of the ant's head, takes over its brain, and then ultimately kills the ant when it has reached a point where it can successfully and efficiently spread out its spores TO REPRODUCE. Freaky shit, right?
Exhibit B is an image from the video game Resident Evil 5. The basic plot of the game is that you control a character that must fight hordes of zombies. And, the people have become zombies thanks to a potent mix of bad bad chemicals that were engineered by a dark pharmaceutical corporation. But most importantly is that the zombie people in this game ALSO have "stalks" or tentacles growing out of their fucking heads! There is a slight difference in that the stalk replaces their head in the game, but still:
So what am I getting at?
WELL, my point is that if ants are zombifying, THIS CAN SPREAD TO PEOPLE TOO. Look at ebola. First a monkey had it. Then a person had it. It's not beyond the realm of possibility. Resident Evil 5 has provided us with a chilling glimpse of what the future could hold for all of us.
Now I imagine that a lot of you might laugh at this post. "Hahaha- another stupid zombie post!"
You're an idiot. What you should be doing is going to your local hardware store, and stocking up on chainsaws, axes, and hammers... for when your shotguns run out of ammo and you've already turned that box of Franzia that you were never going to drink into a molotov box cocktail of death and destruction.
Don't say I didn't give you ample warning.
2 comments:
You my friend may be right. Being a fan of the Zombie Genre, I have made multiple 'survival guides' and have made getaway plans to ensue my survival, but I never thought this would happen. But my only doubts are that I doubt it would become a global pandemic, considering the ebola virus is only in Africa and there have only been a few known cases of it. But heres hoping to a possible Z-Day!
In Resident Evil 5 it´s not a chemical that transforms the people, is a parasite, called Las Plagas.
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