Tired. Exhaustion. Fatigue. A poem.

here's some free flowing floetry for your fun friday:

i was so tired at work today,

i wikipedia-d "hibernation."

too much jibberish came up,

so i tried again:

"hibernation in humans"

?

findings indicate impossibility at this juncture.

fuck.

total buzkill... except:

there was no buzz in the first fucking place because i was way too tired to be buzzed!

back to coffee machine.

our coffee is awful.

wished i was a bear...  cuz they can hibernate... which is what i wanted to do.

told coworker:

"dude, i wish i was a bear so i could hibernate.  you know they are like barely alive when they hibernate???!!!!"

he though i was punny.  

what an ass.