Deer Hunting (with automobile)

Last week I was driving around in the middle of BFE Maryland- It was a relatively normal afternoon drive in Maryland, and the sun was shining bright. Anyway, I was out in this area a little southwest of Frederick and I was on some old country road in search of a diliapidated barn (for work). The road had a big (3-4' high) stone wall on the side of it that separated it from a giant field. Then, a deer fell out of the sky and smashed my windshield.

In actuality, I think the deer was running across the field and jumped over the wall and onto my windshield. Whatever happened, Bambi died and a lot of inconvenience followed in the form of having to get flatbedded back to work and having to pay $200.00 for a new windshield.

I worked up some signage that should be displayed with laser beams (red, for visibility) for future motorists:

Half Indian

So I'm half-Indian. As in, the country by the Indian Ocean. Not Native American.

So anyway, I spend my days wondering if the Indian half of me is more like this:



or this:


I think I'm equally intrigued by both superheroes and zombies so... I'm torn...